Blair Waldorf’s Most Iconic Quotes Every Gossip Girl Fan Remembers
By Alexus Mosley
If there’s one thing we can count on in the Gossip Girl universe, it’s that Blair Waldorf will deliver the kind of quote that’s equal parts savage, aspirational, and painfully honest. Whether she’s serving a read, a life lesson, or a reminder that ambition is a lifestyle, Queen B’s words continue to define an era of Manhattan glamour. Here are Blair Waldorf’s most unforgettable quotes, the ones that shaped the Upper East Side, our teenage personalities, and honestly? Our adult lives too.
“Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here.”
Delusional confidence? No. This is self-awareness with flair. Blair understood the power of embracing her reputation and owning the room before anyone else could define her.
“What I want is to become a powerful woman.”
An affirmation disguised as dialogue. Blair didn’t just want power. She was willing to study, make sacrifices, and devise schemes for it. A reminder that ambition in heels is still ambition.
“I know what I want, and I’m gonna get it.”
A Manifestation Monday quote if there ever was one. Growth looks good on Blair, especially when paired with a headband.
“You can’t make them love you, but you can make them fear you.”
Not recommended for HR, but perfect for the Upper East Side. Blair understood leverage, whether emotional, social, or strategic.
“I’m the best of the best. I’m Blair Waldorf.”
This is the blueprint. A reminder to introduce yourself, like your last name opens doors.
“If you’re going to be sad, you might as well be sad in Paris.”
Vacation therapy. Some prefer journaling; Blair prefers Ladurée.
“Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness clearly didn’t know where to shop.”
We all know retail therapy is self-care; Blair just said it out loud.
“Here’s my suggestion: have a little faith. and if that doesn’t work, lots of mimosas.”
Equal parts wisdom and brunch.
“Once men have tasted caviar, it baffles me how they settle for catfish.”
Blair’s version of: once you’ve experienced luxury, mediocrity feels offensive.
“I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.”
The original affirmation for women with main-character energy.
“Those tights are not pants.”
A PSA that needed to be said. Repeatedly.
“If you really want something, you don’t stop for anyone or anything until you get it.”
Blair’s core philosophy: persistence, but make it stylish.